OT - on the other hand

"'Kate" wrote in message
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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage..

OUCH!
Heh...pretty funny!
But we have to remember that all men are not like that.
V

"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 13:03:19 GMT, "V" wrote:


"'Kate" wrote in message
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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage..

OUCH!
Heh...pretty funny!
But we have to remember that all men are not like that.
V


The "joke" says "for all those men who say....."

To me, that means it's directed only at the ones who say "Why buy the
cow..." They say something insulting that begs the equally insulting
response.

I don't think that men would be stupid enough to misunderstand that if
they don't say that, the response doesn't apply but maybe you're
right. Maybe it would have hurt someone's feelings...

For the others and those with IQ's above 80, call me wink wink

'Kate


Hee haw!
::slapping knee::
ahem.....For all the men with IQ's above 180, you mean. You are a smart woman
Kate. It will take an equally smart man to keep your attention, I am sure.
Now, if he is pretty to look at, then you can start deducting points and
accept a lower IQ, as I have described years ago in a post (remember, I have a
point system).
You are a hoot woman.
V

"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 12:57:47 GMT, "V" wrote:

Hee haw!
::slapping knee::
ahem.....For all the men with IQ's above 180, you mean. You are a smart
woman
Kate. It will take an equally smart man to keep your attention, I am
sure.

Unfortunately, there are very few of them. I'd settle for someone with
a good heart who knows how to work *with* instead of against.

Now, if he is pretty to look at, then you can start deducting points and
accept a lower IQ, as I have described years ago in a post (remember, I
have a
point system).
You are a hoot woman.

smile Loveyer point system. I'm going to start making my list.

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".


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Paul Griffiths

"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
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Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

Can't remember. I haven't played the CD in a while. I'll look it out if I
get the chance.


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Paul Griffiths

"Paul Griffiths" wrote in message
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

Can't remember. I haven't played the CD in a while. I'll look it out if
I
get the chance.

The Web has, of course, come to my aid.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alani...tinalover.html


--
Paul Griffiths

On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:27:17 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

"Paul Griffiths" wrote in message
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

Can't remember. I haven't played the CD in a while. I'll look it out if
I
get the chance.

The Web has, of course, come to my aid.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alani...tinalover.html

Hey, Paul?

I thought you should know......................

















I only have a half-brother!!!

Cele

On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 05:22:38 GMT, 'Kate
wrote:

On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 02:03:50 GMT, Cele wrote:


I only have a half-brother!!!

Cele

Oh nooooo... what'd ya do with the other half of him?

badadum.

Shared him out. The UN took him. What can I say?

[sigh]

Cele

"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:27:17 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Paul Griffiths" wrote in message
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

Can't remember. I haven't played the CD in a while. I'll look it out
if
I get the chance.

The Web has, of course, come to my aid.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alani...tinalover.html

Hey, Paul?

Yes, my sweet.

I thought you should know......................

Uh oh.

I only have a half-brother!!!

S'okay, a half is better than nothing and it's not my list anyway. We'll
survive this.


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Paul Griffiths

On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:38:08 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:27:17 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Paul Griffiths" wrote in message
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

Can't remember. I haven't played the CD in a while. I'll look it out
if
I get the chance.

The Web has, of course, come to my aid.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alani...tinalover.html

Hey, Paul?

Yes, my sweet.

I thought you should know......................

Uh oh.

I only have a half-brother!!!

S'okay, a half is better than nothing and it's not my list anyway. We'll
survive this.

'son that list you linked to, up there, though.....

Whew.

Ok, good then.

Cele

"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:38:08 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Cele" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:27:17 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:
"Paul Griffiths" wrote in message
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"'Kate" wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 00:08:21 -0000, "Paul Griffiths"
wrote:

Reminds me of "21 things I want in a lover".

and they would be?

snip

The Web has, of course, come to my aid.


http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alani...tinalover.html

Hey, Paul?

Yes, my sweet.

I thought you should know......................

Uh oh.

I only have a half-brother!!!

S'okay, a half is better than nothing and it's not my list anyway. We'll
survive this.

'son that list you linked to, up there, though.....

True and if I'm honest I suppose I'd have to say I agree with most if not
all of them anyway. With the proviso that they're wants and not needs of
course.

Whew.

If you say so. :-)

Ok, good then.

Very good.


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Paul Griffiths