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Old March 19th 04, 08:33 PM
Todd Gastaldo
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Default A sick OB joke: 'Free' vagina slicing

New Jersey DCs: Please see my note to you at the very end of this post
regarding RENI ERDOS.



PREGNANT WOMEN: Help protect your VAGINAS (and your babies' brains): Learn
how EASY it is to offer your baby up to 30% "extra" pelvic outlet area!

(OBs and CNMwives are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30% by using
semisitting and dorsal delivery. PROOF and simple biomechanics below.)



CHIROPRACTORS: OBs are gruesomely manipulating most babies' spines at birth
(chemically pushing; mechanically pulling) - with birth canals senselessly
closed up to 30%.

Tell your PREGNANT chiropractic patients: It's EASY for them to OPEN their
birth canals the "extra" up to 30%.

See APHA: Birth, a neuromusculoskeletal complaint
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2374





"FREE" VAGINA SLICING - A SICK OB JOKE See below.

RENI ERDOS, Director of Consumer Affairs for the State of New Jersey says:

"[New Jersey Consumer Affairs] speakers...will tell you about the latest
frauds and give you tips on how to protect yourself from scams."
http://www.njconsumeraffairs.com/

OPEN LETTER (instantly archived for global access at:
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2375)

Reni Erdos
Director
Division of Consumer Affairs
State of New Jersey
124 Halsey Street
Newark, New Jersey 07102
Telephone: 973-504-6200
Toll free complaint line: 800-242-5846 (NJ residents only)
Fax: 973-273-8035


Reni,

Here are two massive MEDICAL scams for your Consumer Affairs speakers to
discuss during their presentations:

1. MDs are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30% by using semisitting and
dorsal delivery. See the simple PROOF in the postscript.

2. MDs are slicing vaginas en masse (euphemism "routine episiotomy")
surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring they are doing everything possible to OPEN
birth canals - even as they CLOSE birth canals - up to 30%.

"FREE" VAGINA SLICING

Mass vagina MD slicing (trauma to the perineum) is "performed" for "free" -
but "free" MD vagina slicing/trauma to the perineum is NOT free:

"The most common diagnosis for hospitalization among all women is trauma to
perineum due to childbirth."
http://www.ahcpr.gov/data/hcup/factbk3/factbk3.htm

For further discussion of this sick OB joke ("free" vagina slicing)...

See again: APHA: Birth, a neuromusculoskeletal complaint
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2374

ANOTHER SICK OB JOKE

OBs are violently pushing on tiny spines (with oxytocin, Cytotec and PGE2)
and gruesomely pulling (with hands, forceps and vacuums) - with birth canals
senselessly closed up to 30%.

ALL spinal manipulation is gruesome with the birth canal senselessly closed
up to 30%.

Sometimes MDs PARALYZE BABIES - i.e. - with birth canals senselessly closed
they pull so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

See Why My Baby II: Atty Schroeder's birth justice means 'Just Us' (MDs and
attorneys covertly influencing UBPN?)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2371

See also: Birth trauma attorney [PAMELA PANTAGES] always right?
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2367
Reni, given this obvious spinal manipulation crime of MDs, in addition to
sharing this email with your Board of Medical Examiners, you may wish to
share it with your Board of Chiropractic Examiners.

NJ GOVERNOR JAMES McGREEVY SHOULD ISSUE PARDONS IN ADVANCE

If New Jersey Attorney General Peter Harvey and his deputy attorneys general
for those boards bring criminal charges, please join me in calling for
pardons in advance for MDs. MDs are just academic prime cuts forced through
this culture's most powerful mental meatgrinder - medical school.

Pardons in advance will allow MDs to keep doing their valid medical work
earning money to pay the inevitable civil damages.

Finally Reni, if you or your Consumer Affairs speakers have any questions
regarding these grisly massive medical scams, feel free to contact me at
.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PS Reni, here's the simple PROOF (from The Merck Manual) that MDs are
knowingly closing birth canals.

"When shoulder dystocia occurs...the mother's thighs are hyperflexed to
increase the diameter of the pelvic outlet..."
http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanu...er253/253g.jsp

ASK YOURSELF RENI: WHY are OBs and CNMwives waiting until the head is
out and shoulders get stuck before giving the baby maximum pelvic outlet
diameter?

WHY are we letting OBs and CNMwives force babies' heads through birth canals
senselessly closed up to 30%?

(An estimated 4.6% of "healthy" term babies suffer unexplained brain bleeds!
And babies actually suffer DENTS in their skulls - "pingpong" skull
fractures - though most of these dents/"pingpong" fractures pop out.)

MOTHERS OF PARALYZED BABIES: There is a kicker: OBs and CNMwives are
KEEPING birth canals closed when babies' shoulders get stuck!

That is, the Merck Manual method for increasing the diameter of the pelvic
outlet - merely hyperflexing the mother's thighs - is BAD McRoberts
maneuver...

BAD McRoberts maneuver does not roll the woman off her sacrum and therefore
does
NOT increase the diameter of the pelvic outlet!

See ACOG birth crime video evidence
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2300

WMPI/JASON GARDOSI, MD

Here are the simple grisly biomechanics of semisitting (and dorsal)
delivery clearly stated by Jason Gardosi, MD, director of the
British National Health Service/NHS West Midlands Perinatal
Institute/WMPI...

"...the weight of the mother is in part taken on the sacrum which is
therefore pushed upwards, thus decreasing the antero-posterior diameter of
the pelvic outlet..."
http://www.wmpi.net/reviews/oe/oe_shoulder_dystocia.htm

Incredibly, the just quoted WMPI site states the grisly biomechanics of
semisitting but then RECOMMENDS semisitting delivery (closing the birth
canal), as
in,

"The second stage...You might want to remain in bed with your back propped
up with pillows...As you push, try to let yourself 'open up' below..."
http://www.preg.info/book/chapter11.htm

WMPI/Jason Gardosi, MD is advising women to close their birth canals,
then saying: "As you push, try to let yourself 'open up' below..." (!)

IT'S JUST ANOTHER SICK OB JOKE - like the "free" vagina slicing mentioned
above.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE: The WMPI site does recommend a version of GOOD McRoberts
if
the shoulders get stuck...
http://www.wmpi.net/reviews/oe/oe_shoulder_dystocia.htm

NOTE: At one time, WMPI/Jason Gardosi, MD and his British OB pal Malcolm
Griffiths got
me censored from an international obstetric listserv for protesting this
bizarre
obstetric behavior - but fortunately not before two of my articles got
posted...

See http://forums.obgyn.net/forums/ob-gy...9707/0128.html

See also: http://forums.obgyn.net/ob-gyn-l/OBGYNL.9707/0153.html

Thanks for reading, everyone.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


Copied to: Don Petersen, owner/operator Dynamic Chiropractic via


Copied to: New Jersey Chiropractic Society via


NEW JERSEY DCs: Please join me in urging New Jersey Consumer Affairs
Director RENI ERDOS to take action to stop MDs from closing birth canals and
gruesomely manipulating most babies' spines at birth.

Those interested can email Reni at


Some of you may be interested in the new definition of chiropractic in
Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary.

See Dorland's: Preventing VS by educating OBs (also: New defn of chiro in
Dorland's)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2318

As noted above, this Open Letter to New Jersey Consumer Affairs Director
RENI ERDOS will be instantly archived for global access at:
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2375

Within 24 hours it will be in the Google newsgroups archive. Search
http://groups.google.com for "A sick OB joke: 'Free' vagina slicing"


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Old March 20th 04, 04:59 AM
John
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Default A sick OB joke: 'Free' vagina slicing

Wow! I know that some of us males tend to think about vaginas a lot but I
think that this is all this guy thinks about. Can you spell obsession ?

"Todd Gastaldo" wrote in message
hlink.net...
New Jersey DCs: Please see my note to you at the very end of this post
regarding RENI ERDOS.



PREGNANT WOMEN: Help protect your VAGINAS (and your babies' brains):

Learn
how EASY it is to offer your baby up to 30% "extra" pelvic outlet area!

(OBs and CNMwives are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30% by using
semisitting and dorsal delivery. PROOF and simple biomechanics below.)



CHIROPRACTORS: OBs are gruesomely manipulating most babies' spines at

birth
(chemically pushing; mechanically pulling) - with birth canals senselessly
closed up to 30%.

Tell your PREGNANT chiropractic patients: It's EASY for them to OPEN their
birth canals the "extra" up to 30%.

See APHA: Birth, a neuromusculoskeletal complaint
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2374





"FREE" VAGINA SLICING - A SICK OB JOKE See below.

RENI ERDOS, Director of Consumer Affairs for the State of New Jersey says:

"[New Jersey Consumer Affairs] speakers...will tell you about the latest
frauds and give you tips on how to protect yourself from scams."
http://www.njconsumeraffairs.com/

OPEN LETTER (instantly archived for global access at:
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2375)

Reni Erdos
Director
Division of Consumer Affairs
State of New Jersey
124 Halsey Street
Newark, New Jersey 07102
Telephone: 973-504-6200
Toll free complaint line: 800-242-5846 (NJ residents only)
Fax: 973-273-8035


Reni,

Here are two massive MEDICAL scams for your Consumer Affairs speakers to
discuss during their presentations:

1. MDs are knowingly closing birth canals up to 30% by using semisitting

and
dorsal delivery. See the simple PROOF in the postscript.

2. MDs are slicing vaginas en masse (euphemism "routine episiotomy")
surgically/FRAUDULENTLY inferring they are doing everything possible to

OPEN
birth canals - even as they CLOSE birth canals - up to 30%.

"FREE" VAGINA SLICING

Mass vagina MD slicing (trauma to the perineum) is "performed" for

"free" -
but "free" MD vagina slicing/trauma to the perineum is NOT free:

"The most common diagnosis for hospitalization among all women is trauma

to
perineum due to childbirth."
http://www.ahcpr.gov/data/hcup/factbk3/factbk3.htm

For further discussion of this sick OB joke ("free" vagina slicing)...

See again: APHA: Birth, a neuromusculoskeletal complaint
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2374

ANOTHER SICK OB JOKE

OBs are violently pushing on tiny spines (with oxytocin, Cytotec and PGE2)
and gruesomely pulling (with hands, forceps and vacuums) - with birth

canals
senselessly closed up to 30%.

ALL spinal manipulation is gruesome with the birth canal senselessly

closed
up to 30%.

Sometimes MDs PARALYZE BABIES - i.e. - with birth canals senselessly

closed
they pull so hard they rip spinal nerves out of tiny spinal cords.

See Why My Baby II: Atty Schroeder's birth justice means 'Just Us' (MDs

and
attorneys covertly influencing UBPN?)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2371

See also: Birth trauma attorney [PAMELA PANTAGES] always right?
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2367
Reni, given this obvious spinal manipulation crime of MDs, in addition to
sharing this email with your Board of Medical Examiners, you may wish to
share it with your Board of Chiropractic Examiners.

NJ GOVERNOR JAMES McGREEVY SHOULD ISSUE PARDONS IN ADVANCE

If New Jersey Attorney General Peter Harvey and his deputy attorneys

general
for those boards bring criminal charges, please join me in calling for
pardons in advance for MDs. MDs are just academic prime cuts forced

through
this culture's most powerful mental meatgrinder - medical school.

Pardons in advance will allow MDs to keep doing their valid medical work
earning money to pay the inevitable civil damages.

Finally Reni, if you or your Consumer Affairs speakers have any questions
regarding these grisly massive medical scams, feel free to contact me at
.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


PS Reni, here's the simple PROOF (from The Merck Manual) that MDs are
knowingly closing birth canals.

"When shoulder dystocia occurs...the mother's thighs are hyperflexed to
increase the diameter of the pelvic outlet..."
http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanu...er253/253g.jsp

ASK YOURSELF RENI: WHY are OBs and CNMwives waiting until the head is
out and shoulders get stuck before giving the baby maximum pelvic outlet
diameter?

WHY are we letting OBs and CNMwives force babies' heads through birth

canals
senselessly closed up to 30%?

(An estimated 4.6% of "healthy" term babies suffer unexplained brain

bleeds!
And babies actually suffer DENTS in their skulls - "pingpong" skull
fractures - though most of these dents/"pingpong" fractures pop out.)

MOTHERS OF PARALYZED BABIES: There is a kicker: OBs and CNMwives are
KEEPING birth canals closed when babies' shoulders get stuck!

That is, the Merck Manual method for increasing the diameter of the pelvic
outlet - merely hyperflexing the mother's thighs - is BAD McRoberts
maneuver...

BAD McRoberts maneuver does not roll the woman off her sacrum and

therefore
does
NOT increase the diameter of the pelvic outlet!

See ACOG birth crime video evidence
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2300

WMPI/JASON GARDOSI, MD

Here are the simple grisly biomechanics of semisitting (and dorsal)
delivery clearly stated by Jason Gardosi, MD, director of the
British National Health Service/NHS West Midlands Perinatal
Institute/WMPI...

"...the weight of the mother is in part taken on the sacrum which is
therefore pushed upwards, thus decreasing the antero-posterior diameter of
the pelvic outlet..."
http://www.wmpi.net/reviews/oe/oe_shoulder_dystocia.htm

Incredibly, the just quoted WMPI site states the grisly biomechanics of
semisitting but then RECOMMENDS semisitting delivery (closing the birth
canal), as
in,

"The second stage...You might want to remain in bed with your back propped
up with pillows...As you push, try to let yourself 'open up' below..."
http://www.preg.info/book/chapter11.htm

WMPI/Jason Gardosi, MD is advising women to close their birth canals,
then saying: "As you push, try to let yourself 'open up' below..." (!)

IT'S JUST ANOTHER SICK OB JOKE - like the "free" vagina slicing mentioned
above.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE: The WMPI site does recommend a version of GOOD

McRoberts
if
the shoulders get stuck...
http://www.wmpi.net/reviews/oe/oe_shoulder_dystocia.htm

NOTE: At one time, WMPI/Jason Gardosi, MD and his British OB pal Malcolm
Griffiths got
me censored from an international obstetric listserv for protesting this
bizarre
obstetric behavior - but fortunately not before two of my articles got
posted...

See http://forums.obgyn.net/forums/ob-gy...9707/0128.html

See also: http://forums.obgyn.net/ob-gyn-l/OBGYNL.9707/0153.html

Thanks for reading, everyone.

Sincerely,

Todd

Dr. Gastaldo


Copied to: Don Petersen, owner/operator Dynamic Chiropractic via


Copied to: New Jersey Chiropractic Society via


NEW JERSEY DCs: Please join me in urging New Jersey Consumer Affairs
Director RENI ERDOS to take action to stop MDs from closing birth canals

and
gruesomely manipulating most babies' spines at birth.

Those interested can email Reni at


Some of you may be interested in the new definition of chiropractic in
Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary.

See Dorland's: Preventing VS by educating OBs (also: New defn of chiro in
Dorland's)
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2318

As noted above, this Open Letter to New Jersey Consumer Affairs Director
RENI ERDOS will be instantly archived for global access at:
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group...t/message/2375

Within 24 hours it will be in the Google newsgroups archive. Search
http://groups.google.com for "A sick OB joke: 'Free' vagina slicing"




 




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