Artful Dodger

Like Nitpick, Artful Dodger is a nimble and elusive Warrior. When faced with
an attack he can't rebuff he maneuvers the discussion into an area where he
feels he occupies the high ground. If, for example, in a moment of pique his
opponent refers to him as a "sonofabitch", Artful Dodger will not only
demand a public apology for his sainted mother, but will launch into a long
harrangue about the sanctity of motherhood. Knowing full well that to stay
on topic will assure his defeat, he is utterly impervious to counterattacks
like, "that has nothing to do with this discussion".