CTTS (age 10): there's no X in Y

I haven't posted in some time, but Morris just told me this morning
about a verbal exchange he had at school yesterday and I was paralyzed
with laughter for a good minute -- and who can I tell?

So, apparently he wasn't trying hard enough during PE yesterday
(I think they were playing basketball), so a girl on his team said to
him:

"You know, there's no 'L' in 'TEAM'."

["L" for loser, of course; I had to think about this, but Morris tells
me it's quite a common abbreviation nowadays]

This really enraged Morris, who replied:
"Well, apparently, there's a 'WE' in 'STUPID'."

He actually was a bit upset about this at the time, but he
and the girl who initially taunted him apologized to each other later.
(On their own initiative! One of the things I like about his school.)

Ted Alper