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#1
March 25th 06, 10:28 AM
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Dumb Trolls
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb Fort trolls out there. Sometimes
you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Chimney's clogged. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Her sewing machine's out of thread. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. No grain in the silo. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Slinky's kinked. Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off his cracker. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. The lights are on, but nobody's home. 24 cents short of a quarter. A few bricks shy of a full load. ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- 
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#2
March 25th 06, 10:57 PM
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait. Yep, thats Michael Chimney's clogged. Yep, thats Michael Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.Yep, thats Michael Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Yep, thats Michael Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Yep, thats Michael Forgot to pay his brain bill. Yep, thats Michael Her sewing machine's out of thread. Yep, thats Michael His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.Yep, thats Michael His belt doesn't go through all the loops. Yep, thats Michael If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Yep, thats Michael Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Yep, thats Michael No grain in the silo.Yep, thats Michael Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Yep, thats Michael Receiver is off the hook. From day one, Yep, thats Michael He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. Yep, thats Michael Several nuts short of a full pouch. Yep, thats Michael Skylight leaks a little. Yep, thats Michael Slinky's kinked. Yep, thats Michael Surfing in Nebraska. Yep, thats Michael Too much yardage between the goal posts. Yep, thats Michael A few clowns short of a circus. Yep, thats Michael A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Yep, thats Michael An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. Yep, thats Michael A few beers short of a six-pack. Yep, thats Michael Dumber than a box of hair. Yep, thats Michael A few peas short of a casserole. Yep, thats Michael Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box. Yep, thats Michael The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Yep, thats Michael One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. Yep, thats Michael One taco short of a combination plate. Yep, thats Michael A few feathers short of a whole duck. Yep, thats Michael All foam, no beer. Yep, thats Michael The cheese slid off his cracker. Yep, thats Michael Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Yep, thats Michael Couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel.Yep, thats Michael He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Yep, thats Michael Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Yep, thats Michael The lights are on, but nobody's home. Yep, thats Michael 24 cents short of a quarter. Yep, thats Michael A few bricks shy of a full load. Yep, thats Michael
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#3
March 25th 06, 11:45 PM
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Dumb Trolls
On 25 Mar 2006 14:57:56 -0800, "verdad" wrote:
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Yep, thats Michael Chimney's clogged. Yep, thats Michael Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.Yep, thats Michael Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Yep, thats Michael Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Yep, thats Michael Forgot to pay his brain bill. Yep, thats Michael Her sewing machine's out of thread. Yep, thats Michael His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.Yep, thats Michael His belt doesn't go through all the loops. Yep, thats Michael If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Yep, thats Michael Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Yep, thats Michael No grain in the silo.Yep, thats Michael Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Yep, thats Michael Receiver is off the hook. From day one, Yep, thats Michael He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. Yep, thats Michael Several nuts short of a full pouch. Yep, thats Michael Skylight leaks a little. Yep, thats Michael Slinky's kinked. Yep, thats Michael Surfing in Nebraska. Yep, thats Michael Too much yardage between the goal posts. Yep, thats Michael A few clowns short of a circus. Yep, thats Michael A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Yep, thats Michael An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. Yep, thats Michael A few beers short of a six-pack. Yep, thats Michael Dumber than a box of hair. Yep, thats Michael A few peas short of a casserole. Yep, thats Michael Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box. Yep, thats Michael The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Yep, thats Michael One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. Yep, thats Michael One taco short of a combination plate. Yep, thats Michael A few feathers short of a whole duck. Yep, thats Michael All foam, no beer. Yep, thats Michael The cheese slid off his cracker. Yep, thats Michael Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Yep, thats Michael Couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel.Yep, thats Michael He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Yep, thats Michael Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Yep, thats Michael The lights are on, but nobody's home. Yep, thats Michael 24 cents short of a quarter. Yep, thats Michael A few bricks shy of a full load. Yep, thats Michael I don't have to be of this world, but I have to be in this world. Your post is all of the world. Gee, I have a similar post for you. You are so low, you could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. Your so low, a snake couldn't do yoga under you. Your so low, purgatory is heaven for you. LOL I have God, Christ, and the Holy Spirit. What do you have? Nature of the beast. I will kick ass on the beast. It is so wonderful to be insane for God, have Jesus Christ as my brother, and the Holy Spirit indwelled in me. t Michael t ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----
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#4
March 26th 06, 03:22 AM
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Do the world a favor Michael, Go meet God..
I have God, Christ, and the Holy Spirit. What do you have? Nature of the beast. I will kick ass on the beast. You have nothing fool, you are only a troll in self righteous clothing. I know not of the beast, but the words and the language that you use, show you to be not a follower of Christ, Nor a brother of Christ, nor a child of God, but a common garden variety lunatic troll. It is so wonderful to be insane for God, have Jesus Christ as my brother, and the Holy Spirit indwelled in me. Stop at the "It is so wonderful to be insane", and you have described yourself in a nutshell. You have no relationship with the Lord, your words prove it completely. Verdad. t Michael t ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----
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