A New Venture

I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I
have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

Following my wildly successful venture as outlined he

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I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around
forever.

See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

CedarOoze is developed from the Mediterranean Cedar Tree. Used for thousand
of years, and written about by Pliny, it allows the mummies to be with us
today.

Undeciphered text, found at the Great Pyramid of Gaza, tells us that thos
ewho rubbed it on their skins, and then licked their fingers clean, lived to
ripe old ages.

Testimonials:

Methusalah: I just loved the barky taste. I would lick each finger clean
after doing the Cedar rub on Mrs. Methuslah and myself.

Moses: I would have lived to see the Promised Land if I did not run out of
CedarOoze.

Now, call 999-FISH-EYE-FISH-DOG-CAT-CAT-TREE-ROCK-MAN-DUCK and order your
supply today!

Downline distributers wanted.

"Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" wrote in
message et...

I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the
line, I
have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

[...]

I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be
around
forever.

See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e.,
eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the
years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again...

Good luck with your new venture. g

"JG" wrote in message
t...
"Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" wrote in
message et...

I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the
line, I
have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

[...]

I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be
around
forever.

See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e.,
eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the
years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again...

Good luck with your new venture. g

Pliny wrote about it for thousands of years. It was suppressed by the
know-it-alls. Now, he is proven correct.

BTW, I still have a few dusty copies of Hukt on Heiroglyphics available...