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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
Merry Christmas to all of you from the Hickey family: my husband
Hubert; my children Keesha, Kasha, Tisha, Tasha, Kilbert, Elijah, and Xerxes; and my grandchildren Cornelius Caesar, Queen of Sheba, Hammurabi, Tyrona, T'Keitha, Elihu, K'shnodra, Tawnisha, and Tuonela. The following are a few helpful hints that are guaranteed to make your Christmas bright year after year. This Holy Message is similar to the one I ran last December, but by no means identical to it. I've made some important changes, so please read each point carefully so you can put them all into practice correctly. 1) DO celebrate Christmas -- IF you're a True Christian, and I mean a Christian who prays to God DAILY, "Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done," and really means it. True Christians, as opposed to lukewarm Laodicean pseudo-Christians (Revelation 3:14-22), 1) support their Spiritual Leaders, 2) join hands with their brothers and sisters in Christ, and 3) tithe at least once a month, oftener if possible, and 4) do not condone flagrant violations of God's Holy Laws as spelled out in the Holy Writ. Pseudo-Christians moan and groan about how poor they are while spending thousands of dollars to placate their unruly, undisciplined, and often unloved children. I'm here to tell you God doesn't approve of your holding back anything. Remember what happened to Ananias and Sapphira in Acts 5:1-11? 'Tis the Season to give till it really hurts... 2) DON'T celebrate Christmas if you're not a Christian. Jesus will be deeply offended at your effrontery if you do. You're free to celebrate the winter solstice or the Norse Yule or the Roman Saturnalia or any such pagan gluttons' feast that glorifies how much damage Satan has done in the world by corrupting True Religion. I'm not speaking of the Jews -- I'm a Black Jew myself, albeit a Messianic one. I see no reason why Christians shouldn't celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas, since it was during Hanukkah that Jesus revealed Himself to be the Son of God (John 10:22-30). It is my conviction that Jesus' Disciples were planning to celebrate His Birthday when He startled them with another of His Wondrous Divine Revelations. Praise the Lord! That's also how I know Jesus was born on December 25, or its equivalent in the Holy Hebrew Calendar. Those who insist on disagreeing with me are free to do so, as a hanfdul of filthy scoffer-mockers insist on doing year after year, often just to be contrary. Please bear in mind that it was not I who put forth that date originally. It has been a part of Holy Church Tradition for almost two thousand years. It is my opinion that questions regarding Our Lord's True Date of Birth are whispered in sinners' ears by the devil and his minions, who are everywhere. If you know what's good for you, you will ignore them and be ready to praise the Lord with me on Thursday, December 25. 3) DON'T celebrate Christmas if you're an Orthodox Jew. God has decided that you won't have to accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior until the Second Coming, when you'll all join me in recognizing Him as your long-awaited Messiah. Until then, you are free to practice the Sacred Religion of our forefathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and our spiritual shepherds Rabbi Hillel, Rabbi Akiba, Rambam (Maimonides), Rashi, Rabbi Hayim Halevy Donin, and of course Dr. Laura Schlessinger. I hope you're all keeping up with wonderful books. 4) DO put up a Christmas tree if you want to. Just make sure your decorations aren't too tacky or gaudy. They're supposed to welcome the Coming King to Earth, not a bunch of drunks home from a late night booze binge at the corner saloon (which is probably owned by a bunch of Arabs who like to pretend they never touch the stuff). Your home or office should never look like some cheap honky tonk. Forgo the reindeer, the sleigh, the elves (including the "jolly old" elf Santa Claus, who's really Satan in disguise), the snowmen (especially the mechanical ones that move -- they're downright demonic), the Grinch (an anti-Jewish stereotype), the dollar signs, the milk maids, the harem girls, and Tiny Tim. Soft-pedal the tinsel and the blinking lights of Un-holy-weird in favor of a brightly lit creche, a stable, fresh straw, camels, horses, sheep, shepherds, wise men, wise virgins, gold, frankincense, myrrh, Joseph and Mary (as long as they're not too idolatrous -- Mary shouldn't be weeping or wailing or holding her arms out to starving Third World children, for instance, as she does in most of those Roman Catholic so-called "churches" where far too many priests are still up to no good), the Star of Bethlehem, and lots of angelic choirs. If you can find it in one of the Four Gospels, it's OK. If you have to buy it at Target, forget it. Bells are fine -- they announce the Coming of the King. Colored orbs are out -- they're pagan, not to mention phallic in origin. We don't want to expose out children to sexual symbols. They get enough of that filth from television and comoc books. A plaster lawn figurine of King Herod that the kids can throw rocks at is optional. A spinning reindeer on top of the house, on the other hand, is utterly abominable. Be sure not to spend too much money on electricity this year. It keeps the kings in those oppressive Arab countries rich when we consume their crude oil. 5) DO put candles, whether real or electric, in the window to show that the Light is still shining through the cold darkness that is ruled by Satan. It offers hope to wanderers in sin, like those adulterous couples that so many of you insist on defending to the death and even inviting into your homes during family (!) get-togethers. You may invite them in out of the cold now, but who's going to invite them in out of the heat once they're frying in hell for giving in to their wanton lusts? No one, that's who, and you'd better be careful that you don't join them down there while you're at it. Pray for them, but don't encourage them in their grievous sins. Tell them you mind very much if they curse, smoke, drink, commit fornication, adultery, sodomy, gomorramy, and prostitution. Such evildoers are permanently exluded from the Kingdom of God (I Corinthians 6:9-11), and we must be sure to make them feel as uncomfortable as possible at all times. 6) DON'T spoil your children and loved ones with presents. One or two per person will suffice, and none should cost you an arm and a leg. This year I'm offering you some nifty gift ideas from Hickey Family Holiness Ministries. Follow this link to purchase your favorite Biblical action figures. http://www.trainupachild.com/ 7) DON'T go into debt at Christmastime. Believers are indebted to God, not to mortal man. Remember the needy at Christmastime, and Holy Churches like mine that reach out to the downtrodden and dispossessed every day of the year and help pull them out of the muck the devil into which drags them down. We're working tirelessly to get kids off dope and into Church, to teach teenage tramps to say no and keep their legs closed when the sex urge strikes them, and to keep illegal immigrants out of our country where they take all the decent jobs. We need your moral AND financial support to pull this country out of recession. Our President, God bless him, can't do it alone. Look how long it took him to find Saddam Hussein. You can do your part by inviting a family of homeless derelicts to your home to sit down and sup with you and yours. At dinner you can discuss with them ways in which they might stop burdening society with their begging and cup-rattling so they can find worthwhile employment and become useful citizens. Be sure to count the silverware before AND after they leave, and of course not to display your wealth to them openly, lest they covet it and later rip you or someone else off. 8) DON'T open your doors, or your pocketbooks, to any of those illegal immigrants who stand on streetcorners with their families of twenty and up holding their grubby little hands out for your change. If you really want to help them, buy them a one-way ticket back home, along with their Uncle Twang and their Aunt Serafina. 9) DON'T buy foreign-made goods if you can help it. Christmas is not about giving any economic advantage back to any of those greedy, grubby, Godless foreign nations, particularly those on the far side of the Pacific Rim that are full of atheists and Mussulmans anyway. 10) DON'T try to buy friendship or love with jewelry or other luxuries. Anyone who can be bought with gifts is not worth having in your life. Why not buy My Best Friend Jesus Huggable Doll for your loved one? Precious in His Sight also sells a variety of Spiritual Development Toys like that. Just follow this link... www.preciousinhissight.com 11) DO write or call relatives you haven't spoken to in years and try to bury the hatchet with them. Jesus said, "Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the Children of God" (Matthew 5:9). Just be sure they will be able to go back where they came from by January 2nd -- unless you want to turn your house into a hotel for the winter. Remember that there are still bloodthirsty Arab terrorists out there plotting your destruction and mine, so consider taking the train or bus this year instead of flying. In spite of what you're hearing, the airlines are making enough money as it is. Teach them a lesson about misrouting your luggage or allowing the air rage of winebibbing passengers to spoil your trip. Go Greyhound instead. 12) DON'T sponge off relatives. That's how the trouble gets started in the first place. 13) DO send Christmas cards to all those whom you can't visit this Holiday Season, or who can't visit you, or whom you don't want within striking distance of your precious children because they can't be persuaded not to curse, drink, smoke, or chew tobacco in your home. Ditto for anyone in the family who hasn't discovered deodorant or douche yet. 14) DO rid your house of any alcoholic beverages before Christmas in preparation for your New Year's resolution never to touch a drop of the stuff again. The Bible tells us "strong drink is raging" (Proverbs 20:1), and it is disrespectful to celebrate the Birth of Our Lord with the devil's potion. That means no rum balls or spiked punch. God does not want drunken children in Heaven. 15) DON'T lie to your children about where their presents come from. Santa Claus is an agent of the devil who teaches children that they can buy their way into Heaven by doing good works. That is not the Gospel of Our Lord. Tell your children openly and out loud that all those department store and shopping mall "Santas" are total fakes. When my kids were small they used to go up and pull the fake beards off the old winos who can't get a job during the rest of the year but who dandle children on their la[s while indisgust as Old (Saint) Nick. Over a third of those department store Santas are child molesters who ask kids naughty questions or whisper lewd suggestions in their ears anyway. 16) DON'T be afraid to correct your children if they misbehave. Similarly, if your children have been bad all year long, you owe it to yourself -- and to them -- to buy them a new, bigger, stronger paddle, muzzle, harness, gag, cage, razor strop, or pair of handcuffs to discipline them with in the coming year. Hickey Miracle Laboratories produce a full line of such proven effective childrearing essentials. Here are a few of our distributors... http://www.2kiddos.com/product.asp?P...partmentID=665 http://www.4coolkids.com/default.html?src=OVTR http://www.africana.com/articles/dai...x_20000612.asp http://www.exoticpaddles.com/ 17) DO go Christmas caroling. Witness to your friends and neighbors and show them what your Love for Christ Jesus has done for you. Hand out Gospel tracts that teach that Judgment Day is coming very soon and that we must all be prepared for the Crack of Doom. The Lord is about to hurl a barrage of huge Killer Asteroids straight at the intersection of Castro and Market Streets in the wicked, black heart of New Sodom, California. Are you ready to beraptured into Holy Heaven that bright Resurrection Morning? I certainly hope so! 18) DO ask your hosts and hostesses if they know where they'll spend eternity should they die tonight and remind them that the tortures and torments of hell are ETERNAL. 19) DO remember that "Frosty the Snowman" and "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" are NOT Christmas carols. They're nonsense songs that probably offend Jesus' ears. Be careful which Christmas shows you allow your children to watch this year. Be sure to keep the Christ in Christmas at all times. 20) DON'T forget your local Church and its pastor and his or her family, keeping in mind how much they've done for you during the previous year, and how much grief they suffer preaching the Word to a lost and wicked world full of sexual perverts and drug addicts. Please send your free-will offerings of Love to Hickey Family Ministries. E-mail me for the complete address. No anthrax spores please. 21) DO make sure your house is immaculately clean during the Christmas Season. God doesn't like dirt and won't shower His Blessings on a messy house or apartment. 22) DON'T leave any ashtrays around for your smoking relatives to drop their cigarette butts in. Help them stop smoking by forbidding it on your property. 23) DO invite family and friends over to see how much God has blessed you. Take this time to donate any unwanted goods -- or toys you can't give the kids because they've been bad -- to your favorite charity. If you decide a child doesn't deserve a particular gift you've bought for him and decide to give it to someone else, make sure the child knows what he's not getting, so he'll know better than to misbehave next time. As many of you know, I gave away my daughter Tisha's Christmas clothes when I found out she'd been snooping around in my attic years ago. When she insisted on whining and getting underfoot I got some good strong rope out of the garage and tied her into her chair. To this day she thanks me for the discipline I gave her. 24) DON'T be afraid not to give a spoiled child anything for Christmas, or to make him give ALL his gifts to the truly needy. Children need to be thankful they have a roof over their heads and three meals a day. Not everyone in this country has even those basics, mostly because of all the filthy illegal immigrants we allow to pour across our borders, often from those primitive Roman Catholic countries. Gifts are extra rewards for exemplary behavior, not necessities. 25) DON'T forget that children need fewer toys and games and more books and records with the RIGHT kind of music on them, by which I mean Gospel singing and the Christian Classics. Music by non-Christian or anti-Semitic composers is of course taboo. I don't even approve of the works of Beethoven and Chopin, both of whom were sexually promiscuous. You can heare the wanton lust in their melodies, especially those hot Apassionatas. They get young people all worked up. ALL contemporary music moreover comes straight from the Pit of Hell and must be avoided at all costs. If a friend or heathen relative gives your child a Madonna or Eminem album, or any of those filthy Harry Potter books, burn them! They are all tools of the devil! Read the following books to learn which toys are acceptable and which are not. Bert and Ernie have been committing well-known abominations for over thirty years now, and the Smurfs are all admitted foreign devil worshippers... 1 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846 2 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846 26) DO have a Christmas feast. Spare no trouble in creating a meal everyone will remember for months. Serve duck, chicken, or beef, or even all three, but not ham. (Turkey is all right if you don't want to waste what your family didn't eat last month, but it is properly reserved for Thanksgiving.) God doesn't want us to eat pork or shellfish. I'm serving fupped duck for my family again this year. This year my best friend Babs will help me fup the duck from scratch since my sister did such a lousy job last year. 27) DO read the Christmas story from the Bible, emphasizing the Slaughter of the Innocents to remind your children how many millions of little ones just like them have suffered and died for their Faith. All that Charles Dickens stuff is all right if you have to include it, but unless kids know the REAL Reason for the Season, the Real Meaning of Christmas will be lost on them. It has nothing to do with Ebenezer Scrooge and a bunch of ghosts -- who are all demonic spirits out to commercialize Christmas even more than it already is anyway! It's all about the Lord Jesus and His Miraculous Birth in a manger in Bethlehem. 28) DON'T forget Kwanza. I know a lot of people spell it Kwanzaa, but that spelling doesn't exist in the Sacred Swahili tongue and represents a misunderstanding of the grammatical rules of that holy language. Kwanza starts on Christmas Day and ends on Jesus' Circumcision (!) Day eight days later. Light a colored candle for every day of the feast and count your many blessings. Do not pray to Shango or Erzulie or any other voodoo deity. They're all demons in disguise. 29) DO make sure your children grow up with the RIGHT Attitude toward Holy Circumcision, which I will sum up as follows: "God demanded it, I accept it, and that settles it." Hickey Miracle Laboratories offers what I call the "Vile Vial," a small bottle of smegma-scented fungus that you can use to teach your daughters what they uncircumcised heathen really smell like. That will keep the twain as far apart as East and West. It also helps convince parents struggling with the decision whether or not to obey God and have their sons properly circumcised as early as the Law demands. 18) DO remember that my personal suggestion is that you exchange gifts on Epiphany, January 6th, when the Magi brought gifts to the Precious Baby Jesus, instead of Christmas Day. Christmas has become far too commercialized for my comfort these days. Besides, you find the best sales AFTER Christmas. That's what Christianity is all about, after all: deferred gratification. 19) DON'T forget to buy practical gifts for your children. Boys need to learn how to build things out wood and girls need to learn how to cook, clean, sew, and weave so they can get married and keep their husbands happy as housewives and mothers instead of the corporate hookers a lot of women strive to become today to fetch the big bucks. A woman's most important degree is her "Mrs." Degree, and that's not one she gets in any college or corporate boardroom. God will furthermore mot leave unpunished the woman who sleeps her way to the top of any profession. Here are some gift ideas for boys... 1 http://411toys.com/toyguns.html 2 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...819141-2810556 and for girls... 1 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...=glance&s=toys 2 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...819141-2810556 20) Whatever you do, DON'T buy ANYTHING at WAlMart. That company will do anything to save money, including hiring illegal immigrants and underselling everybody else in town. They pay substandard wages, work their employees into the ground, have a rotten benefit package, and have generally shoddy merchandise. I may change my mind if the company apologizes or allowing one of its sales associates to tell me to stop preaching the Holy Gospel in the store last Friday. Jesus Loves ALL of You, My Children, Sinner or Saint, And He Wants You to Celebrate and Rejoice on HIS Birthday (December 25, if you hadn't noticed) -|- | Reverend Mother Henrietta Hickey Shining Beacon of Christian Compassion |
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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
Oh, look! Max Varaszlo, the racist, female-impersonating, circumcision
fetishist troll is back. For all the newbies who haven't yet heard of Max/Henrietta/Penny/et al, here's a start (may have to cut&paste the URL if it line-breaks): http://groups.google.com/groups?q=mo...m.net& rnum=3 It's a waste of time arguing with it (the troll), but a nomination or vote for Usenet Kook of the Month is always welcome. Bill -- Bill Peckenpaugh |
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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
Already x-posted his/her/its work to AUK.
"W.D. Peckenpaugh" wrote in message link.net... Oh, look! Max Varaszlo, the racist, female-impersonating, circumcision fetishist troll is back. For all the newbies who haven't yet heard of Max/Henrietta/Penny/et al, here's a start (may have to cut&paste the URL if it line-breaks): http://groups.google.com/groups?q=mo...m.net& rnum=3 It's a waste of time arguing with it (the troll), but a nomination or vote for Usenet Kook of the Month is always welcome. |
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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 07:21:18 GMT, "W.D. Peckenpaugh"
wrote: Oh, look! Max Varaszlo, the racist, female-impersonating, circumcision fetishist troll is back. Ah, don't be so hard on Max, at least his trolling is good for a laugh or two. He never changes though, so after a while people get bored. Besides, I have this image in my head of poor Max, sitting alone at his computer in a little black dress and heals and writing these tomes. And look at all those websites. He's been working and keeping out of mischief. g For all the newbies who haven't yet heard of Max/Henrietta/Penny/et al, here's a start (may have to cut&paste the URL if it line-breaks): http://groups.google.com/groups?q=mo...m.net& rnum=3 In case the long url doesn't work for some people, here's a snipped version http://snipurl.com/3g6q It's a waste of time arguing with it (the troll), but a nomination or vote for Usenet Kook of the Month is always welcome. Bill -- Dorothy There is no sound, no cry in all the world that can be heard unless someone listens .. The Outer Limits |
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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
"W.D. Peckenpaugh" wrote in message link.net...
Oh, look! Max Varaszlo, Why do you keep calling me that, "Father" Bill? Have you had your adopted son properly circumcised yet as the Law of God demands you must? I have not been associated with Max Varazslo -- which is a made-up name anyway -- since 1999. You'll notice that I no longer post from CRL, where he worked at that time. Max was a white Jew and not a True Christian whose help I no longer need. the racist, What do you mean racist? I foster love and cooperation between the various races of man -- as long as they don't enter our Blessed Nation illegally or try to commit crimes in it. Even then I believe in punishing the crime, not the race. I'm responsible for revealing to white America the long suppressed fact that Our Lord Jesus and most of His Disciples were Black Jews just like us. How could I possibly be a racist if I did that? I support painting the White House black. I would even vote for the Rev. Al Sharpton if I weren't running for president myself next year. female-impersonating, How can I impersonate females? I bore five children from my own Sacred Womb. circumcision fetishist I wouldn't say I'm a fetishist. God demanded Holy Circumcision in the Bible. I accept it as a Blessing. And that settles it. Woe unto those who leave their sons uncircumcised and contribute to the serious smegma pollution problem we have in this world today. troll I'm not a troll. I'm a True and Full Gospel Preacherette. I share the Word of God with both sinners and saints at all times. is back. I never left. For all the newbies who haven't yet heard of Max/Henrietta/Penny/et al, here's a start (may have to cut&paste the URL if it line-breaks): http://groups.google.com/groups?q=mo...m.net& rnum=3 Those were foolish allegations that no one ever proved. The ignorant among you lapped them up and tried to crucify me with them. Note that while all the others have gone there way I have remained to preach the Word unto the lost masses of humanity, which includes you, "Father" Bill. It's a waste of time arguing with it (the troll), Why on earth would anyone ever want to argue with the plain and simple truths I preach directly from the Holy Bible? Who would object that illegal immigrants are overrunning our country and running it into the ground with their strange pagan values? Who doesn't believe that spending hundreds of dollars on frivolous gifts for our children spoils them and makes them greedy when they get older? Who won't agree that frequent and vigorous spankings build character in children? I also think it's most thoroughly disrespectful of you to refer to a pious Woman of God like me as an it. I am a human being and a Child of Almighty God. but a nomination or vote for Usenet Kook of the Month is always welcome. How cruel of you to call someone who comes to you in the Name of the Lord to help you rear your children in the nurture and admotion of the Lord a kook. I am no kook. I don't see anyone refuting any of the points I've made in any logical manner. That's because you can't. The Holy Bible says that foolishness is bound up in the hearts of children and that it requires the Sacred Rod of Correction to drive it out of them. The fact that so many of you have such dirty minds and even fouler mouths is living proof that undisciplined children grow up to be unprincipled adults. I will nonetheless continue to pray for all of you in Jesus' Name, Reverend Mother Henrietta "Holiness" Hickey True Christian Faith-Healing Miracle Worker First Universal Christian Kingdom Holiness Interfaith Tablernacle |
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America's Favorite Grandma Presents: Christmastime Do's and DON'Ts!!
toto wrote in message . ..
Are you people going to listen to a confessed witch instead of a Woman of God? A Harvard student wrote a paper on Usenet in which he mentioned both wicked Toto and my beloved daughter Keesha Hickey Holloway. Guess who came out ahead? Ah, don't be so hard on Max, Semicolon required, dear. I am not Max. I am Mother Hickey. I severed all ties with Max over four years ago. Why are you still living in the past? Are you ashamed of a sin you committed then? God can forgive you if you'll simply REPENT and start showing some genuine respect for God and His Most Faithful Servants. at least his trolling is good for a laugh or two. I'm not a he and I never troll. I preach the Word of God to lost sinners just like you. It's disrespectful of you to laugh at the Word of God, you know. You could very easily wind up spending all eternity in the fiery furnaces of hell. He never changes though, I am a she -- and the Holy Bible says that Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever. Why should my core message change? Do you get tired of watching "Frosty the Snowman" or "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" on television year after year? If not, why does your restless mind so quickly tire of my True and Full Holiness Gospel preaching? Could it be that your heart is not right with God on account of a certain SIN that you refuse to acknowledge? I'd certainly think about it if I were you, child. so after a while people get bored. The righteous are never bored by my preaching, teaching, prayer, praise, and prophecy. I'm sorry you are. Besides, I have this image in my head of poor Max, Our Holy Church certainly paid him enough in 1999 when he was our computer guru. sitting alone at his computer in a little black dress and heals Do you know the difference between heels and heals, child? See, you're not as wise as you thought you were. At any rate, Max never dressed like a woman. I always wear dresses, Black only when I'm in mourning, but never high heels. You really ought to get your mind out of the gutter for a change. and writing these tomes. I get paid handsomely for it -- and no one helps me crank out my Gospel sermonettes. And look at all those websites. He's been working and keeping out of mischief. g I am a she -- and I can assure you I never go near mischief of any kind. In case the long url doesn't work for some people, here's a snipped version http://snipurl.com/3g6q All lies! I am Mother Henrietta Hickey from the First Universal Christian Kingdom Holiness Church. Jesus Loves EVEN You, Mocker That You Are! -|- | Reverend Mother Henrietta "Holiness" Hickey True Christian Faith-Healing Miracle Worker |
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"toto" wrote in message
... On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 07:21:18 GMT, "W.D. Peckenpaugh" wrote: Oh, look! Max Varaszlo, the racist, female-impersonating, circumcision fetishist troll is back. Ah, don't be so hard on Max, at least his trolling is good for a laugh or two. He never changes though, so after a while people get bored. It was "good for a laugh" once or twice, seven years ago, when it was original. It's been the same old crap since then, and I never found his racist "humor" humorous at all. Besides, I have this image in my head of poor Max, sitting alone at his computer in a little black dress and heals Frankly, that's an image I'd as soon not have conjured up in my mind . . . and writing these tomes. And look at all those websites. He's been working and keeping out of mischief. g Yeah . . . even Hitler built great roads. :-P [Yes, I know this just prematurely invoked Godwin's Law, but I think Max deserves it.] For all the newbies who haven't yet heard of Max/Henrietta/Penny/et al, here's a start (may have to cut&paste the URL if it line-breaks): http://groups.google.com/groups?q=mo...en&lr=&ie=UTF- 8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&selm=36769443.10456288%40news3.ibm.net& rnum=3 In case the long url doesn't work for some people, here's a snipped version http://snipurl.com/3g6q Thanks for the assist! ;-) Bill -- Bill Peckenpaugh http://www.plimu.com/bill.htm (Boring me...) http://www.plimu.com/daniel.htm (The Amazing Daniel!) |
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