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Old April 23rd 04, 04:36 AM
Paul Fritz
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:22:42 -0400, "Lisa"


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Am I bad by encouraging my son when he taunts our
neighbour
during
the
NHL
playoffs?

I mean, I can't say that I disagree with any of

his
observations.
I
mean,
like, afterall, the Leafs DO SUCK afterall. So,

it's
a
vexing
situation
as
you can all see, I'm sure.

But perhaps when the bunnyboy goes onto the back

deck
and
re-enacts
poor
Tucker and the various times the Chris Neil (GO

SENS
GO)
made
poor
poor
Tucker CRY LIKE A BABY GIRL is going a bit too

far.

Should I have scolded him when he taught our

neighbour's
soon
to
be
4yr
old
daughter to sing TUCKER IS A BABYGIRL. Oh wait,

that
was
me
that
did
that.

hehehehe

Lisa


Me, onn the other hand, is hoping the Leafs make it

to
the
finals
against
the Redwings........my tickets will then be worth a

small
fortune
:-)



Oh bah. You don't want the Leafs. Call them

compost.
Ottawa
will
give
you
a great game.

Well, my partner's wife (our business

manager/accountant)
was
born
and
raised in Toronto, so if I want to see another check, I

need
to
pull
for
the
leafs in the East LOL



It's ok Paul, I understand. You can come out of the

closet
on
Wednesday,
it'll all be over for the sfael I mean leaf compost pile

by
then.

Doesn't matter anyway. The Canucks are taking the cup. 8-P

Cele

Ok,,,,lemme see....



http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/Calgar...20/429272.html

headline? Nuck out punch. Nyuck Nyuck Nuck.

I'm going to be a nervous wreck watching the game

tonight,,,,,and
we're
going to our neighbours to top it off. og sfael og

Lisa

I take it you got home early heehee



LMAO . Yup. and humble .

Well, there is always the Canadiens :-) I would not mind seeing

two
Canadian teams in the eastern final.......Tampa should even have a

hockey
team :-)


Absolutely! We have been watching the Habs games when the Sens

weren't
playing. That was a really really great win for Montreal, lord

knows
it's
been along time!!


Well I will be at JLA watching the Wings beat the Flames tonight :-)


Enjoy!! If you get the camera on you.......wave at us!!


All I can say is Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!......h ad two
Calagarites (or whatever they;re called) doing the happy dance in front of
us after the game.





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Old April 23rd 04, 05:34 AM
xkatx
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"Lisa" wrote in message
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Am I bad by encouraging my son when he taunts our neighbour during the NHL
playoffs?

I mean, I can't say that I disagree with any of his observations. I mean,
like, afterall, the Leafs DO SUCK afterall. So, it's a vexing situation

as
you can all see, I'm sure.

But perhaps when the bunnyboy goes onto the back deck and re-enacts poor
Tucker and the various times the Chris Neil (GO SENS GO) made poor poor
Tucker CRY LIKE A BABY GIRL is going a bit too far.

Should I have scolded him when he taught our neighbour's soon to be 4yr

old
daughter to sing TUCKER IS A BABYGIRL. Oh wait, that was me that did

that.

hehehehe

Lisa


Currently there's a fight and I missed who got sent off out of the game
Oh well. I need the Sharks to win, even though, in my heart, I'd like to
see Colorado take San Jose to school. Any place that hasn't even seen real
ice in a place other than their cold water shouldn't be playing hockey,
especially right now. Poor Colorado = -1 player... Who the hell was it???
Oh, Gratton just got sent off? And Barnaby? Oh well.

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Old April 23rd 04, 09:43 PM
Lisa
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Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops
in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and
toques
warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"

They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and
ice and cold.

We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh."

The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas,
toques and
mittens.

The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you
guys feel it?"

Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada,
land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up
a
little, eh."

This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high
as it will go.

People are wailing and screaming. He finds the two Canadians
in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery, and
you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in
Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is
THIS
nice."

The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in
hell.

The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to
do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil
smiles. He
finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques and mittens.
But
now they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming
like
mad men!

The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're
happy.
Now it's freezing and you're still happy."

"What is wrong with you two?"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you know?
If
Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley
Cup!"
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Old April 28th 04, 05:11 AM
Paul Fritz
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Damn flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old May 7th 04, 03:38 PM
P.Fritz
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Four hockey fans are mountain climbing. Each climber happens to be a
rabid
fan of a different NHL team.

One from Montreal, one from Detroit, one from Ottawa and the other one
from
Boston.

As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about, which
of
them is the most loyal to their particular hockey team.

As they reach the summit, the climber from Boston takes a running leap
and
throws himself off the mountain, yelling, "This is for the Boston Bruins!"

Not wanting to be outdone, the fan from Ottawa throws himself off the
mountain, shouting, "This is for the Ottawa Senators!"

Seeing this, the Montreal Canadiens fan walks to the edge and yells,
"This
is for hockey fans everywhere!"

He then pushes the Detroit Red Wings fan off the cliff.

"


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Old May 7th 04, 04:46 PM
Lisa
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"P.Fritz" wrote in message
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Four hockey fans are mountain climbing. Each climber happens to be a
rabid
fan of a different NHL team.

One from Montreal, one from Detroit, one from Ottawa and the other one
from
Boston.

As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about, which
of
them is the most loyal to their particular hockey team.

As they reach the summit, the climber from Boston takes a running leap
and
throws himself off the mountain, yelling, "This is for the Boston Bruins!"

Not wanting to be outdone, the fan from Ottawa throws himself off the
mountain, shouting, "This is for the Ottawa Senators!"

Seeing this, the Montreal Canadiens fan walks to the edge and yells,
"This
is for hockey fans everywhere!"

He then pushes the Detroit Red Wings fan off the cliff.

"


BWHAHAHAHA


 




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