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Old March 25th 09, 10:34 PM posted to alt.child-support
Chris
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Default Guantanamo solution

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Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to gain ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the "child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the efforts of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!

  #2  
Old March 26th 09, 03:37 PM posted to alt.child-support
Kenneth S.[_2_]
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Default Guantanamo solution

On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:48 -0700, "Chris" wrote:

--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to gain ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the "child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the efforts of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!



There's an even better solution. Deadbeat dads are, in the
view of every right-thinking person, terrorists. In effect, they are
guilty of economic violence against their exes and children. So, now
that space is being freed up in Guantanamo, round all the deadbeats up
and ship them there.

The ACLU and international public opinion will then focus on
these deadbeats. AND the U.S. government will be forced to do
something about the way they are deprived of human rights.
  #3  
Old March 26th 09, 05:52 PM posted to alt.child-support,alt.politics.economics,alt.politics.usa.constitution
DB[_4_]
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Default Guantanamo solution

A terrorist caught on US soil wood have more rights than a Dead Broke Father
that can't afford to pay the extortionate rates of Child Support in this
country.


"Kenneth S." wrote in message
...
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:48 -0700, "Chris" wrote:

--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to
the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU
as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to gain
ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the
"child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They
will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the efforts
of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if
they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!



There's an even better solution. Deadbeat dads are, in the
view of every right-thinking person, terrorists. In effect, they are
guilty of economic violence against their exes and children. So, now
that space is being freed up in Guantanamo, round all the deadbeats up
and ship them there.

The ACLU and international public opinion will then focus on
these deadbeats. AND the U.S. government will be forced to do
something about the way they are deprived of human rights.



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Old March 26th 09, 06:23 PM posted to alt.child-support,alt.politics.economics,alt.politics.usa.constitution
Poetic Justice
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Default Guantanamo solution

DB wrote:
A terrorist caught on US soil wood have more rights than a Dead Broke Father
that can't afford to pay the extortionate rates of Child Support in this
country.


"Kenneth S." wrote in message
...
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:48 -0700, "Chris" wrote:

--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to
the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU
as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to gain
ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the
"child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They
will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the efforts
of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if
they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!


There's an even better solution. Deadbeat dads are, in the
view of every right-thinking person, terrorists. In effect, they are
guilty of economic violence against their exes and children. So, now


You seem confused as to the definition of violence, look it up.

that space is being freed up in Guantanamo, round all the deadbeats up
and ship them there.


That will solve what?

The ACLU and international public opinion will then focus on
these deadbeats. AND the U.S. government will be forced to do
something about the way they are deprived of human rights.


Never happen, heterosexual men in America have been deamonized as just
plain evil in the eyes of the world. Better work on educating your sons
so they don't trip on the same Social land mines.





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Old March 26th 09, 11:13 PM posted to alt.child-support
Chris
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Default Guantanamo solution



--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.
"Kenneth S." wrote in message
...
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:48 -0700, "Chris" wrote:

--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to
the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU
as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to gain
ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the
"child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They
will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the efforts
of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if
they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!



There's an even better solution. Deadbeat dads are, in the
view of every right-thinking person, terrorists. In effect, they are
guilty of economic violence against their exes and children. So, now
that space is being freed up in Guantanamo, round all the deadbeats up
and ship them there.

The ACLU and international public opinion will then focus on
these deadbeats. AND the U.S. government will be forced to do
something about the way they are deprived of human rights.


Excellent!

  #6  
Old March 26th 09, 11:38 PM posted to alt.child-support,alt.politics.economics,alt.politics.usa.constitution
Chris
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Default Guantanamo solution



--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.
"Poetic Justice" wrote in message
...
DB wrote:
A terrorist caught on US soil wood have more rights than a Dead Broke
Father that can't afford to pay the extortionate rates of Child Support
in this country.


"Kenneth S." wrote in message
...
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:34:48 -0700, "Chris" wrote:

--
Any man that's good enough to pay child support is good enough to have
custody of such child.

Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists
to the
United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the
ACLU as
well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to
gain ALL
the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the U.S.
Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the
problem.
While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have the
"child
support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of them. They
will
immediately, forever, lose any rights they may have gained by the
efforts of
the ACLU etc.. In other words, they will have even FEWER rights (which
translates to one notch above none) than they currently have. Plus, if
they
think they're considered scum now, they aint' seen nuthin' yet.

When life serves you lemons.............. make lemonade!

There's an even better solution. Deadbeat dads are, in the
view of every right-thinking person, terrorists. In effect, they are
guilty of economic violence against their exes and children. So, now


You seem confused as to the definition of violence, look it up.

that space is being freed up in Guantanamo, round all the deadbeats up
and ship them there.


That will solve what?

The ACLU and international public opinion will then focus on
these deadbeats. AND the U.S. government will be forced to do
something about the way they are deprived of human rights.


Never happen, heterosexual men in America have been deamonized as just
plain evil in the eyes of the world. Better work on educating your sons
so they don't trip on the same Social land mines.


Impossible. Ever hear of forcing someone to walk the field?







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Old April 9th 09, 10:20 PM posted to alt.child-support
news[_6_]
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Posts: 12
Default Guantanamo solution


"Chris" wrote in message
...
Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists to
the United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the ACLU
as well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately work to
gain ALL the rights/protections for these detainees as prescribed by the
U.S. Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS a solution to the
problem. While these groups are fighting for such protections, simply have
the "child support" industry impute fatherhood to each and every one of
them.


No kid, no DNA, no mother? How is that fatherhood?
How would this work, exactly?
Try to prove that any American woman would **** a scuzzy Guantanamate
anyway.


  #8  
Old April 10th 09, 03:13 PM posted to alt.child-support
Phil
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Default Guantanamo solution


"news" wrote in message
...

"Chris" wrote in message
...
Perfect solution to the problem of bringing the Guantanamo terrorists
to the United States:

As we all know,the moment the prisoners step foot on U.S. soil, the
ACLU as well as all the other anti-American groups will immediately
work to gain ALL the rights/protections for these detainees as
prescribed by the U.S. Constitution for U.S. citizens. Well, there IS
a solution to the problem. While these groups are fighting for such
protections, simply have the "child support" industry impute
fatherhood to each and every one of them.


No kid, no DNA, no mother? How is that fatherhood?
How would this work, exactly?
Try to prove that any American woman would **** a scuzzy Guantanamate
anyway.


It would work the same way imputing earnings does today; it doesn't
matter if it is only a judges "opinion" that person X "could" earn
$100,000 per year without a high school diploma, the judge can still
impute such earnings if the mood strikes. It could be the same way a man
was forced to pay child support for a child that didn't exist. It's
easy, just get DHS involved. If there's a dollar they can steal, they
will find it and the way to obtain it.
Phil #3


 




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