PASTE EATERS OF KINDERGARTEN, HEAR ME NOW!!!!

It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Jade

In article Daedalus writes:

It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Jade

Worse: based on what I smelled then, and what I learned
later as a chemist, I have a suspicion that -- at least
back in my day (middle cenozoic), the paste was preserved
with phenol.


-- cary

(of course, back then we didn't call it "phenol", we
called it "glarp" [sometimes "umbraga"] and used
it to put in the eye dots for the bison in our kindergarten
cave paintings)

Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article Daedalus writes:
It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Jade

Worse: based on what I smelled then, and what I learned
later as a chemist, I have a suspicion that -- at least
back in my day (middle cenozoic), the paste was preserved
with phenol.

Yeah, but but how many of us us us ate it, with no long-term
term term term term side effects!

--
Notan

Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article Daedalus writes:
It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Jade

Worse: based on what I smelled then, and what I learned
later as a chemist, I have a suspicion that -- at least
back in my day (middle cenozoic), the paste was preserved
with phenol.

Yeah, but but how many of us us us ate it, with no long-term
term term term term side effects!

--
Notan

On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:01:23 -0400, Daedalus
wrote:


It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5

this is NOT good. pH of 2.5 is HEINOUS for repeated ingestion and
WILL put holes in your digestive tract as it is SERIOUSLY acidic. in
fact, in my hydroponic and experimental hobbies, ive NEVER dealt with
something that acidic. ever. thats the sort of acidic you dont want
to leave on your skin for more than about 5 minutes before it starts
disolving finger print ridges. bad bad bad. (unless yer a thief)

Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Jade


--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.

On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 16:01:23 -0400, Daedalus wrote:


It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

You mean the alarming fact that you couldn't blow the stuff up with
dynamite?

--


smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

_The Einstein Intersection_

In article , Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...


It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!


Spearmint Aroma my ass.


--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The American Way" -- Sacred Reich

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:04:27 -0500, trippy wrote:

In article , Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available


Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Spearmint Aroma my ass.

nods

Mine just smelled like paste.

It didn't taste like spearmint, either.

--


smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I wonder what I have been up to.

_Beyond Apollo_

On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:04:27 -0500, Dread Pirate trippy
, Scourge of the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Seas, yo-ho-hoed:

In article , Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...


It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available

Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Spearmint Aroma my ass.

Your ass smells like spearmint? What in the Sam Hill does your breath smell
like, then?


--
Lorrill Buyens
MHM: 9x1; Smeeter: #21; WSD: #3
Alcatroll Labs; Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll Division
"I ZM NOT FIRGIT."
- The title of a thread started by an apparently
drunk Incantatrix, in aav3f

In article ,
Lorrill Buyens wrote:

On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:04:27 -0500, Dread Pirate trippy
, Scourge of the
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Seas, yo-ho-hoed:

In article , Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...


It may taste like Beeman's chewing gum - IT IS NOT!

Your entire academic future, your permanent record, your entry into an
Ivy league school and your career as a hack lawyer or rarely
remembered politician depends on yout tykes putting down the popsicle
stick.

Hear the hard truth before it is too late.

http://www.elmers.com/products/msds/me505_a.htm

9. Physical and Chemical Properties

Percent Volatiles 73
pH @ 25 C 2.5
Specific Gravity 1.1
Appearance White paste
Autoignition Temperature Not available
Boiling Point 100 deg C
Vapor Density (Air=1) 1
Vapor Pressure, mm Hg @ 20 C 17.5
Evaporation Rate (Butyl Acetate=1) 1
Upper/Lower Flammable Limits Not applicable
Up/Lower Explosive Limits, % by Vol Not applicable
Flash Point Not applicable
Freezing Point 0 deg C
Odor Spearmint aroma
Odor Threshold, ppm Not available
Solubility in Water Dispersible
Coefficient of Water/Oil Distrib. Not available

Look at what the government doesn't want you to know!

Spearmint Aroma my ass.

Your ass smells like spearmint? What in the Sam Hill does your breath smell
like, then?

That's the problem - he doesn't know which end is up.