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A little bit of humor. You may have heard these ones
A man who was in the middle of a contenteous and nasty divorce is
walking along the beach when he comes across a lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears and says. "Before you get down to the whole business of your wishes, I need to inform you that I'm a feminist genie, so anything you receive, you're wife will receive double." The man thinks about that for a moment, then says. "All right, for my first wish, I want a billion dollars". Poof. The genie gives him one billion and his soon to be ex two billion. "And for my second wish, I want a brand new house since I had to sell mine in the divorce." Poof! The man has one mansion, and his wife has two. "All right now, you have one wish left, think carefully," the genie tells him. The man thinks about it for a moment, then a smile comes to his lips. "And for my final wish, I want to be beaten half to death!" ******************************** And then there was the story of the henpecked husband who every day of his life was nagged by his screaming wife, who vowed that she would dance on his grave. Low and behold, the man dies, and the woman gets on her tap shoes only to be informed that he has requested to be buried at sea. |
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