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Old July 3rd 03, 03:57 PM
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Come and listen to my story
'Bout a jerk named 'Naldo
A deadbeat dad
Stopped paying child support-o

Then one day he was sitting on his ass
And through the telephone, a call came to pass

The DHR
State authorities
They were ****ed

Well, the next thing you know
Old 'Naldo hops a plane
Knows he can never some to the US again

If he does he'll be arrested
And to me that part is the bestest

'Naldo
In jail
Picking up soap

It's the 'Naldo Deadbeaties!!

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Old July 3rd 03, 06:10 PM
gini52
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Come and listen to my story
'Bout a jerk named 'Naldo
A deadbeat dad
Stopped paying child support-o

Then one day he was sitting on his ass
And through the telephone, a call came to pass

The DHR
State authorities
They were ****ed

Well, the next thing you know
Old 'Naldo hops a plane
Knows he can never some to the US again

If he does he'll be arrested
And to me that part is the bestest

'Naldo
In jail
Picking up soap

It's the 'Naldo Deadbeaties!!

===
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?
(We never would have guessed.) That explains why you have so much time on
your hands
and cannot adequately support your family. Poor Brian--Loses at everything
he does.
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Old July 3rd 03, 08:34 PM
Freedom
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Default a song for all of you - deadbeat moms pay LESS than dads

Percentage wise - DEADBEAT MOMS pay less than fathers.

FACT


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Come and listen to my story
'Bout a jerk named 'Naldo
A deadbeat dad
Stopped paying child support-o

Then one day he was sitting on his ass
And through the telephone, a call came to pass

The DHR
State authorities
They were ****ed

Well, the next thing you know
Old 'Naldo hops a plane
Knows he can never some to the US again

If he does he'll be arrested
And to me that part is the bestest

'Naldo
In jail
Picking up soap

It's the 'Naldo Deadbeaties!!



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Old July 3rd 03, 10:55 PM
Brian
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"gini52" wrote:
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?


Nice try, buddy. Truth is, real genius is seldom appreciated in one's
lifetime.

Hope everyone here has a nice 4th anyhow.

And remember, it's already well into the month of July, so you weekend
dads get those checks in the mail (if you haven't already)!!
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Old July 3rd 03, 11:54 PM
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"Brian" wrote in message
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"gini52" wrote:
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?


Nice try, buddy. Truth is, real genius is seldom appreciated in one's
lifetime.

Hope everyone here has a nice 4th anyhow.

..................
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OK, who has highjacked Brian's WebTV account?
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Old July 4th 03, 12:50 AM
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"gini52" wrote in message
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"Brian" wrote in message
om...
"gini52" wrote:
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?


Nice try, buddy. Truth is, real genius is seldom appreciated in one's
lifetime.

Hope everyone here has a nice 4th anyhow.

.................
===
OK, who has highjacked Brian's WebTV account?



ROFL!

Gini - Brian did call you a "buddy" ;-)


Tracy
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Old July 4th 03, 01:15 AM
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"Tracy" wrote in message
news:Cj3Na.31056$Xm3.6826@sccrnsc02...
"gini52" wrote in message
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"Brian" wrote in message
om...
"gini52" wrote:
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?

Nice try, buddy. Truth is, real genius is seldom appreciated in one's
lifetime.

Hope everyone here has a nice 4th anyhow.

.................
===
OK, who has highjacked Brian's WebTV account?



ROFL!

Gini - Brian did call you a "buddy" ;-)

==
Yep--He thinks we're all NCP/dads or deadbeat dads pretending to be CP moms
because no real mom would side with these "deadbeats."
Then again, he could be trying to role model after the other Brian
who told you to quit whining and send your child support check. That was the
other Brian wasn't it?
No matter, Mrs. Brian needs to find more for Brian to do with his time.
==
==


Tracy
~~~~~~~
http://www.hornschuch.net/tracy/
"You can't solve problems with the same
type of thinking that created them."
Albert Einstein

*** spamguard in place! to email me: tracy at hornschuch dot net ***





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Old July 5th 03, 11:55 AM
Mel Gamble
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Default a song for all of you

Come and listen to my story
'Bout a jerk named 'Naldo
A deadbeat dad
Stopped paying child support-o

Then one day he was sitting on his ass
And through the telephone, a call came to pass

The DHR
State authorities
They were ****ed

Well, the next thing you know
Old 'Naldo hops a plane
Knows he can never some to the US again

If he does he'll be arrested
And to me that part is the bestest

'Naldo
In jail
Picking up soap

It's the 'Naldo Deadbeaties!!


by BJERK71

How quaint.

Mel Gamble
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Old July 5th 03, 11:58 AM
Mel Gamble
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Default a song for all of you

"gini52" wrote:
Brian, why didn't you tell us you have psychological problems?


Nice try, buddy. Truth is, real genius is seldom appreciated in one's
lifetime.

Hope everyone here has a nice 4th anyhow.

And remember, it's already well into the month of July, so you weekend
dads get those checks in the mail (if you haven't already)!!


And make sure you girls don't forget that in most states you have to be at
least 18 to buy fireworks...maybe you can find a man to do it for you if you
bat your eyes for him...or let your hip-huggers slide a bit.

Mel Gamble
 




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