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Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the moon and the stars.
Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the moon and the stars.
The lunar or long calendar accurately predicts 2012 to be the date the gravity of the planet Venus negatively affects the Moon's lunar trajectory and causes disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth. Known only as, and exacerbated by, Global Warming. Though for communities of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this was known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse. The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of the Maya. In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I like to call it, we need to re engineer the moons orbit back to a position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus of Global Warming talks and endeavors. That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a very nice planet to live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off, as the heat of Gehenna burn us all to death. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of Gehenna?" - Jesus Christ "Control the trajectory of the moon, you control the seasons, control the seasons, you control the weather, control the weather, you control global warming, control global warming, you control the temperature of the earth. and that is how we escape." - Beelzebub Sincerely yours, Norman Christian Hoffmann HAMC www.Goodtimessociety.net "When the Snakes have to walk in order to Shepherd the flock then you know the Shepherds are dead." |
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