need a 4-5 year old for my child development homework!

'Kate wrote...

Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:


well.... I'm a little old for this but I'll give it a stab ;-)


1) Tell what happens when:

... you eat breakfast


Dat meens I've bin very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to school (or preschool or daycare)


Dat meens I've bin very very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to a restaurant


is a restiront like a Macdonalds? (and you spell funny !)


....you get sick with the flu


That means we will go to Macdonalds for a treat


.... you go to a birthday party


well it better be at macdonalds ladee or there is gonna be trubel



The second part is "Observing Egocentrism".... normally present in
pre-schoolers. The child is to answer:

1) Why does the sun shine?


To keep Ronalds nose red


2) Why are balls round?


So I carnt keep it on the tabul at Macdonalds (mummy gets cros wen I do)


3) Why does the wind blow?


to kleen up orl the Macdonalds rappers that bloe down the street


4) Why is there snow?


sillee ladee... if there wont no snoe how would santuz slay slide on the
roads and fings?


5) Close your eyes. Can you see me?


dunno... all i kan cee is an angry lady about to hit me wiv a shuvel... is
dat yoo?


Do you think I can see you?


donet be silleee ... yur 4000 miles away...


6) Do you have a best friend?


yes


What is your best friend's name?


Ronald


Does ______ (the child's best friend) have a friend?


Korse


Who?


me sillee.... your funny...



If you can help, thank you!


kan wee go to Macdonalds now?

Let me know when you need a 9-10 or 12-13 year old........


'Kate wrote in message ...
Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:

1) Tell what happens when:

... you eat breakfast

....you go to school (or preschool or daycare)

....you go to a restaurant

....you get sick with the flu

.... you go to a birthday party

(it's to compare the scipts that children create of situations with a
child who is a little older. I've already solicited a 6 year old for
that part)

The second part is "Observing Egocentrism".... normally present in
pre-schoolers. The child is to answer:

1) Why does the sun shine?

2) Why are balls round?

3) Why does the wind blow?

4) Why is there snow?

5) Close your eyes. Can you see me?


Do you think I can see you?

6) Do you have a best friend?
What is your best friend's name?
Does ______ (the child's best friend) have a friend?
Who?


If you can help, thank you!

'Kate

"Nick" wrote in message
...

'Kate wrote...

Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:


well.... I'm a little old for this but I'll give it a stab ;-)


1) Tell what happens when:

... you eat breakfast


Dat meens I've bin very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to school (or preschool or daycare)


Dat meens I've bin very very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to a restaurant


is a restiront like a Macdonalds? (and you spell funny !)


....you get sick with the flu


That means we will go to Macdonalds for a treat


.... you go to a birthday party


well it better be at macdonalds ladee or there is gonna be trubel



The second part is "Observing Egocentrism".... normally present in
pre-schoolers. The child is to answer:

1) Why does the sun shine?


To keep Ronalds nose red


2) Why are balls round?


So I carnt keep it on the tabul at Macdonalds (mummy gets cros wen I do)


3) Why does the wind blow?


to kleen up orl the Macdonalds rappers that bloe down the street


4) Why is there snow?


sillee ladee... if there wont no snoe how would santuz slay slide on the
roads and fings?


5) Close your eyes. Can you see me?


dunno... all i kan cee is an angry lady about to hit me wiv a shuvel... is
dat yoo?


Do you think I can see you?


donet be silleee ... yur 4000 miles away...


6) Do you have a best friend?


yes


What is your best friend's name?


Ronald


Does ______ (the child's best friend) have a friend?


Korse


Who?


me sillee.... your funny...



If you can help, thank you!


kan wee go to Macdonalds now?


LMAO... I'm drsunk and maybe that's really funhny cause I'm tryiping how
he's spelling and I can unserstand.

Christine

'Kate wrote in message ...
Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:

1) Tell what happens when:

... you eat breakfast

....you go to school (or preschool or daycare)

....you go to a restaurant

....you get sick with the flu

.... you go to a birthday party

(it's to compare the scipts that children create of situations with a
child who is a little older. I've already solicited a 6 year old for
that part)

The second part is "Observing Egocentrism".... normally present in
pre-schoolers. The child is to answer:

1) Why does the sun shine?

2) Why are balls round?

3) Why does the wind blow?

4) Why is there snow?

5) Close your eyes. Can you see me?


Do you think I can see you?

6) Do you have a best friend?
What is your best friend's name?
Does ______ (the child's best friend) have a friend?
Who?


If you can help, thank you!

'Kate



When do you need the answers by? I don't have a 4-5 year old, but my good
friend does. Also... what is the research fee you are paying? jk

T

'Kate , I have nephews that age range, let me know ,what ,when ,and how to
help.
Do you need to talk directly to the child (like on the phone ) ? or can I just
give the parents (my brother and wife) the questions? Bev

On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 11:46:06 GMT, "CME"
wrote:


"Nick" wrote in message
...

'Kate wrote...

Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:


well.... I'm a little old for this but I'll give it a stab ;-)


1) Tell what happens when:

... you eat breakfast


Dat meens I've bin very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to school (or preschool or daycare)


Dat meens I've bin very very gud so we will go to Macdonalds for a treet


....you go to a restaurant


is a restiront like a Macdonalds? (and you spell funny !)


....you get sick with the flu


That means we will go to Macdonalds for a treat


.... you go to a birthday party


well it better be at macdonalds ladee or there is gonna be trubel



The second part is "Observing Egocentrism".... normally present in
pre-schoolers. The child is to answer:

1) Why does the sun shine?


To keep Ronalds nose red


2) Why are balls round?


So I carnt keep it on the tabul at Macdonalds (mummy gets cros wen I do)


3) Why does the wind blow?


to kleen up orl the Macdonalds rappers that bloe down the street


4) Why is there snow?


sillee ladee... if there wont no snoe how would santuz slay slide on the
roads and fings?


5) Close your eyes. Can you see me?


dunno... all i kan cee is an angry lady about to hit me wiv a shuvel... is
dat yoo?


Do you think I can see you?


donet be silleee ... yur 4000 miles away...


6) Do you have a best friend?


yes


What is your best friend's name?


Ronald


Does ______ (the child's best friend) have a friend?


Korse


Who?


me sillee.... your funny...



If you can help, thank you!


kan wee go to Macdonalds now?


LMAO... I'm drsunk and maybe that's really funhny cause I'm tryiping how
he's spelling and I can unserstand.

LOL!! I'll have some of what she's having!

lm

"lm" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 11:46:06 GMT, "CME"
wrote:

LMAO... I'm drsunk and maybe that's really funhny cause I'm tryiping how
he's spelling and I can unserstand.

LOL!! I'll have some of what she's having!

lm

Me too! Tequila?
V

'Kate wrote in message ...
Yes, that's right.. 45 years old and I need help with my homework from a
4 or 5 year old.

I have two assignments, real simple. I need a child to answer the
following questions:


Hey Kate I will print this out and give it to my best friend for her little
boy.He is four.
His name is "Tripper" and he says bad words, but hey, we have a great time!
V

'Kate wrote in message ...
On Sat, 20 Mar 2004 04:40:43 -0600, "Moon Shyne"

Let me know when you need a 9-10 or 12-13 year old........

hehe... did that last year with the video of pre- and teens' attitudes
about dating, sex, marriage. That was a blast.

On the other hand... I do need some yard work done. :-)

I've seen their rooms - trust me on this one, you don't want 'em
:-)


'Kate

Subject: need a 4-5 year old for my child development homework!
From: "'Kate
Date: 3/20/2004 10:36 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

On 20 Mar 2004 14:46:12 GMT, (Bebelestrnge)
'Kate , I have nephews that age range, let me know ,what ,when ,and how to
help.
Do you need to talk directly to the child (like on the phone ) ? or can I
just
give the parents (my brother and wife) the questions? Bev

Either way.. whatever is easiest. If it's a pain to do and you have to
go out of your way to do it, don't. The assignment is due Wednesday
morning.

The answers can be really short, BTW, like "Because it's in the sky" or
"I don't know." There are no wrong answers.


Nah it is not a pain, I did a copy and paste and e-mailed the questions to my
sis in law. I am getting pretty good with this computer stuff g BTW I know
you can help me figure out spell check when I am posting to the group,please,
please please!!!!!!! Pretty please! Bev
'Kate