Joke

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car