Joke

Little Johnny and Suzy had almost nothing to do one day while in the house
playing. All of a sudden, Johnny got this great idea. "Let's take turns
sliding
down the banister rail!" he said. "Oh no," said Suzy. "That's way too
scary."
"No, it's not," says Johnny, and proceeds to the top of the stairs. The
banister
rail is long and very smooth with a beautiful marble ball at its base.
Johnny
climbs on and down he goes, screaming with excitement as he goes. He jumps
off
just before he gets to the marble ball at the bottom. "That was great," he
said.
"Come on, you try it now." Suzy still wasn't quite sure that this was a good
idea. "No," she said, "It looks too scary." "No, it's not," said Johnny, and
away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs on and down he goes
again, screaming with the same excitement as he did the first time. He jumps
off
just before the marble ball at the bottom. "You gotta try this, it's the
best,"
says Johnny. Well, Little Suzy wasn't one to stay scared for very long and
this
really did look like fun, so she agreed. To the top of the stairs she goes.
She
straddles the banister rail, and slowly lets go with her hands. Down she
goes, a
lot faster than she expected. WHAM! She slams right into the marble ball at
the
bottom. She climbs off the banister rail and little Suzy is crying so hard
and
holding her groin, Johnny got a little scared that maybe she had really hurt
herself. "Maybe you better let me see," said Little Johnny. So Suzy lifts
her
little dress, and pulls down her panties. Little Johnny's face went pale
white.
"OH MY GOD!" he said. "YOU KNOCKED IT RIGHT OFF!"