attorney's prayer

This Prayer can be adapted for Bad Judges, Evil Child Protection Workers
etc,etc


An Attorney's Prayer

Oh Lord, I am a sinner, I have But one thing to asked of you before you call
me home.
Give me five minutes notice, just five minutes.
Cause in the five minutes I can asked your forgiveness for all the evil I
have done, for all the back room deals, for all the times I cheated my
clients,for all the families I have destroyed, for all of your rules I have
broken, for lies I have told, for all the judges who winked at my deals,for
all the children who are in foster care, because of me, for all the husbands
in jail ,when they did not have to be,for all the times I cheated on my
taxes and my wife.
For all the times I cause suicide, for all the times I protected sheriff's
and other public officials, for all the people I set up with false
evidence,for all the kick backs I received, for all the times I overcharged
my clients.
For all this and ten thousand more, I asked for your forgiveness and beg you
for five minutes notice before I die.
But if you refuse to grant me this request, then I will take you to court
and sue you for every thing you have, you see my brother is a judge.

amen

That's right. The only good lawyer is a dead lawyer.

The only good Judge, is a dead judge.

And the only reasonble punishment is a bullet in the head.


"Kenneth S." wrote in message
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biff wrote:

This Prayer can be adapted for Bad Judges, Evil Child Protection Workers
etc,etc

An Attorney's Prayer

Oh Lord, I am a sinner, I have But one thing to asked of you before you
call
me home.
Give me five minutes notice, just five minutes.
Cause in the five minutes I can asked your forgiveness for all the evil
I
have done, for all the back room deals, for all the times I cheated my
clients,for all the families I have destroyed, for all of your rules I
have
broken, for lies I have told, for all the judges who winked at my
deals,for
all the children who are in foster care, because of me, for all the
husbands
in jail ,when they did not have to be,for all the times I cheated on my
taxes and my wife.
For all the times I cause suicide, for all the times I protected
sheriff's
and other public officials, for all the people I set up with false
evidence,for all the kick backs I received, for all the times I
overcharged
my clients.
For all this and ten thousand more, I asked for your forgiveness and beg
you
for five minutes notice before I die.
But if you refuse to grant me this request, then I will take you to
court
and sue you for every thing you have, you see my brother is a judge.

amen

An sinful engineer died and went to Hell. After he got there, he
started working, and it wasn't long before they had air conditioning,
flush toilets, and all kinds of comforts.

God was getting a little concerned, and so he phoned down to Satan, and
said: "I've had just about enough of this. You people are getting
altogether too comfortable down there. Send that engineer up here
immediately!" Satan refused, and God said to him: "Look if you don't do
what I want, I'll sue you." At which Satan snorted and said: "What kind
of a threat is that? Where are you going to find a lawyer up there?"