Jeez!!

"Kelly" wrote in message
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My sister swollowed coins from the age of 4 to 10. We figure she is
worth about $12.95

Maybe it was because we didn't tell mom but my sister never saw a doctor
about it.

She looks and acts like everyone else she is 40 now.



Ste wrote:

I caught my daughter, aged 5, chewing a 5p coin today and I severely
warned her that she might swallow it. Shoulda took it off her but she
was so looking forward to spending it on crap (sic), I let her keep hold
it.

Lessons to be learned.

I've just returned from five hours in A&E, X-Ray and now I've got to
dive into her poo, every poo, to confirm the damn thing has passed
through her digestive system and not lodged in her guts somewhere.

Yes, she did swallow the fecking thing, and I missed Coronation Street,
as well. X-Ray shows it safely in her tummy.

Do I send her to school with instructions to the teacher lest she needs
to poo?

Keep her off and do the poo myself? Any volunteers? Single dad, five
really nice kids, honest!!!

How long?

I am NOT looking forward to this.....

Steve in Scotland


Attach a "One Arm Bandit " to her.....never know, ya might win the jackpot.
Maybe ya could use her in Argos!

Dolores