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10 signs you are too old to go trick or treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask." and you're not even wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or....."and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You keep having to go home to pee. |
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10 signs you are too old to go trick or treating
LOL! These are great!
"Rosalie B." wrote in message ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask." and you're not even wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or....."and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You keep having to go home to pee. |
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10 signs you are too old to go trick or treating
"Rosalie B." wrote in message ... ... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. That one never happens to little kids. Jeff |
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